-Declare Martial Law! Cancel the Presidential Election -Bruised Fruit! Or, The Taking of Darryl Strawberry -Julia Roberts, Fate Magazine, and the Alien Race -The CESS Alien Knife and Organ Diseases Or, Look honey, The Psycho Aliens are Slicing into Gary Coleman's Kidneys Again! -Oklahoma City, The X-Files Movie, And the CESS Alien Agency -The X-Files, The "Djin", and the Rewritten Episode -The Legend: Jeffrey Crawford! -The Russian Submarine Kursk(Cure Sick?) and the OTOHEK magazine cover story -Robert Hoskins, Victim or Predator?, Or, Look Honey, Madonna is Hunting Again! -Dick Cheney, Judge Rhenquist, Rogers(Shuttle Disaster), and Hinkley's Father! Houston, We Have a Problem! -Huey Lewis, NASA-Lewis, and Madonna! -Madonna, The Romances, and DSS -Hugh Hefner's biggest mistake, Or, Honey, I don't buy it for the articles___those articles are terrible! -Sex and the Single CESS Alien Woman, Or, Phone sex without the phone! -Boeing Helicopter and the 60 Million Dollar Chinook Fiasco -JFK Jr Would Be Alive Today If: -Hugh and Liz Take "Extreme Measures" Or, Look Honey, Hugh Wants the Real Thing! -Princess Stephanie, The Imposter", Or, Look Honey, That Man has Stephy's Face! -The Taking of "Air France Flight 4590", Or, Look Honey that SST's on Fire -Supermodels, Snakes, and Fishes Or, Look Honey, the Girls are Hunting Again! -Tale of Two Lindas, Or, Did Kyle Know About This? -Multiplicity Models, Or, Look Honey I Cloned Helena -Why Hasn't Technology "Assimilated" into Our Everyday Lives? -Underground News-Papers and Baby Jesus's Penis -How the CESS Alien Race Killed The Gay Man(Humans) -Who's Killing the Radical Hollywood Film Directors? -The CESS Alien Agency Controls The Libraries! -The Domain Name Game and the Intenic Monopoly -The Sinking of the "Kursk" , The Soviet Magazine "OTOHEK", and the CESS Alien Race -Religion, Psychiatry, and the Media Or, How to Conceal the Psycho Alien Agenda from Humanity -Was "Mary Jo" the Only Fatality at Chappaquiddick? -Sex and the CESS Aliens, or, Honey___Sex is a Contact Sport -Generation X(CESS), or Nazism in American Culture -Who's Killing the Radical Hollywood Directors? -Are the Telepaths Encroaching on the Cellular Phone Market? -Alien Borg, Martial Law, and Germany 1940 -The Romantic Languages, Symbolism, and Telepathy -The CESS Alien Race and the Courts, or, The Judges Hasn't a Clue! -Cess Alien Race and World Terrorism -The CESS Alien Race and the Taking of America -An Enigma. Coded Newspaper Headlines -Cancel the 2000 Presidential Election and Declare Martial Law! -The Censored Un-Censoreable Internet, or, How to Monopolize, Create False Markets, and Kill the Internet Competition -Internic, Network Solutions, and the CESS: Monopolizing the Domain Name Game -Howard Stern, The CESS-Alien Agency, and Infinity Broadcasting -Multiplicity Models, Or, Look Honey I Cloned Helena -Fate Magazine and That Darn "News Agency Article" -Collumbine CESS Psycho Kids and the Alien Race -Huey Lewis, NASA-Lewis, and the CESS Alien News Agency -O.J.'s Innocence, The Murder Weapon, and the CESS Alien Agency -The "X-Files Move", the CESS Alien Race, and The Oklahoma City Bombing.